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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they're two-tired."
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"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."
"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"
"What did the french butter say when it got stocked in the cooler? Beurre... I came up with this today while grocery shopping. I'm ridiculously pleased with myself."
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"
"I lost 1/2 a pound in one hour! Want to know how? I cut off 14 inches of hair!"
"What is the internet's predominant religion? Cat-holic-ism. Meow!"