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Joke of the Day
"What is the internet's predominant religion? Cat-holic-ism. Meow!"
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"My kids have enough energy to run 10,000 laps around the house but get tired walking around the block. I call bullshit."
"Two cosplayers break up... When asked why, one said ""I don't know who he is anymore!"""
"What's the difference between a Jewish kid and an American kid? (Going to hell for this one...) The American kid comes back from camp."
"elephants sleep standing up you could be chillin with an elephant and at any moment they could just be like ""lmao for sure, g'night"""
"My girlfriend told me she almost choked on her birth control this morning. It looks like it almost did it's job."
"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"
"A surgeon was put on trial for sewing several people's genitals to their faces. When asked why he would commit such a heinous crime he replied ""Eh, just to fuck with their heads."""
"I hear the FDA just approved Bill Cosby.... Common side effects include drowsiness, loss of memory, taste of penis, and in rare cases, sore genitals."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black."