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Joke of the Day
"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"
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"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""
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"Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss"
"Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD."
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"Why would anyone lie about liking big butts?"
"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""