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Joke of the Day
"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"
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"Black magic is kinda racist, but it's better than nigga wizardry"
"According to the vet, our dog is addicted to masturbation. I hope it doesn't rub off on our children."
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... Serving soup to nuts."
"I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station. The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?"
"Its too expensive to put up Christmas lights these days. I'm just going to hire a bunch of Mexicans to sit on my roof with flashlights."
"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."
"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""
"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"