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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to."

"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."

"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."

"Why is the brain always anxious? It's part of the nervous system."

"My rap name is Weapons of Mass Destruction because you go in thinking I'm going to destroy you but it turns out I've got absolutely nothing."

"I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing."

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted... With tears rolling down my face, I shouted out loud. ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I decided never to visit Thailand again."

"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"

"Why didn't Mayweather become an NFL QB? Because he couldn't READ the defense!"