139223

Joke of the Day

"A man was afraid to go into Kohl's at the local strip mall because according to the sign: Kohls Staples Dicks"

"If a British person calls 911 and says, ""It's a bloody mess"" how does the operator know if there's blood or the person is just being British"

"Millenials won't get this one Their own home"

"What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman? A Lickalottapus"

"Why would you be scared to get Ebola? You haven't left your couch since 2011."

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."

"My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox."

"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."

"What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!"