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Joke of the Day

"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."

"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""

"What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East? A Pimp"

"Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. They get their presents from Satan."

"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."

"How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face."

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I'm currently preparing for a role It's a cinnamon roll."