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Joke of the Day
"LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful."
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"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."
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"A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""