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Joke of the Day
"Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus"
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"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."
"*sees cute doctor in scrubs* *falls over* HELP! I need mouth-to-mouth! Doc: ... Me: Aren't you obligated to help? Husband: GET UP!"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."
"Need expensive surgery? Tell a surgeon you're auditioning a few before picking one. Have them do the surgery then say ""OK I'll let you know"""
"what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? an ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"
"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"
"I Ejaculated 6 Feet Earlier. Which is weird, as I usually ejaculate semen."
"i need a reasonably paying job. something like $6,000 an hour, nothing too wild."
"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."