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Joke of the Day
"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."
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"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"How Many Feminist does it take to Screw SRSer ? None, Even Feminist have standarts"
"flames on the side of your car screams i want small children to think im badass but i want parents to know im not financially stable"
"How long does an owl live? six and a half books."
"Forget the wheel.... ...Jesus take my final!"
"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"
"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."
"What does Laquisha have for breakfast? Plan B"