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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer? A dill doe."

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags in the woods."

"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"

"Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page..."

"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."

"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."

"What's another nickname for Donald Trump? ##The Annoying Orange."

"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"

"Before the internet, it was way harder to google stuff"

"Is it wrong to watch porn alongside a Disney inspirational video? I'm not saying I did it I'm just wondering if I should stop"