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Joke of the Day
"Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion."
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"What did the salmon say when it hit the wall? ""Dam"""
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"I'm such a crastinator... I'm way too busy redditing to go Pro!"
"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"
"""So how did you two meet?"" ""Unfortunately."""
"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."
"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"
"Most of my one night stands happened because they knew they would get a fabulous breakfast the next morning."
"There's a new video subscription service in Russia called Nyetflix But the rental period is too short so you're always Russian!"