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Joke of the Day
"What will i do when i die? Idk!"
Next Joke
"How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix? One? I say one."
"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."
"What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day... ...It was a moving experience."
"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"
"Why did Joey fall of the swing? Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."
"Darth Vader told me he knows what i'm getting for Christmas He said he felt my presents..."
"1 Ring to rule them all, 1 Ring to find them, 1 Ring to bring them all & in the darkness bind them. 3 rings to let Mum know you're home safe"
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."