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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."
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"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."
"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."
"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... Guy Fawkes"
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
"Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)"
"Some of the nicest women you'll meet on Twitter are men."