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Joke of the Day

"On Twitter, people respect you for sharing your deepest, darkest flaws. Unless those flaws are typos, in which case, die in a fire."

"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"

"The Past, the Present, and the Future All Walk Into A Bar . . . . . . it was tense."

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""

"There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."

"What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !"

"What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. Nickelback."

"Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!"

"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."