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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!"
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"What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Spine"
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."
"What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling? You belong."
"physics gives me a large hadron."
"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"
"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."
"When somebody said I could never be a ninja I replied, ""Shurikan"""
"I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply"