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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Russians lose the space race? Their rocket kept Stalin!"
Next Joke
"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."
"This lesbian couple I'm friends with couldn't afford the double-headed dildo they wanted. They're really struggling to make ends meet."
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."
"The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks."
"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."
"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."
"*hears noise downstairs *wakes up husband so he can go get murdered first"
"England fans must be pretty happy right now. They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain."
"Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage."