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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""

"""Dad, lil bro pooped on the floor!""nMe: Ok, just like we practiced. I'll hide in garage, you go tell Mommy. This convo never happened! GO!"

"What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who OD'ed on homeopathic medicine? He had forgotten to take them."

"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."

"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."

"[Confession] ""I killed a man"" ""Wait what"" ""Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?"""

"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."

"What did God say to the cheese that sinned? Gouda Hell."