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Joke of the Day
"What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !"
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"In a courtroom... *Mickey. mouse, it says here you want to divorce mini because she was... extremely silly? ""No! I said she was fucking goofy!!"""
"My girlfriend wrote 'Will you marry me?' on a piece of paper and hid it in my sandwich. Unfortunately I didn't see it and ate the lot. Not to worry though, I pooped the question this morning."
"Was going to make a joke about my paycheck... Turns out I have insufficient puns"
"The internet is amazing One minute you're at work looking at random webpages; the next, you're at home looking for a new job"
"What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn? Euripides, Eumenides"
"Did you hear about the vampire at the circus? He went straight for the juggler"
"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."
"I'm so fat that every time I log on reddit it is under a heavy load :("
"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"