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Joke of the Day
"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"
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"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"
"Probably the filthiest joke out there A guy was going down on a woman when he tastes horse semen. He turns to the woman and says ""Damn Grandma, so that's how you died!"""
"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks... Well my wife's 70, with a face like the back of a bus, and last night I taught her to light her own farts."
"What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles? Dead in a tunnel."
"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."
"When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now"
"One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again."
"I watched Cinderella backwards today..."
"WHEN DO WE STOP COUNTING BACKWARDS I'M AT LIKE NEGATIVE 42,360"