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Joke of the Day
"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"
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"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"
"What Kind Of Bagel Can Fly? A Plain Bagel."
"One injured in Greyhound rollover in Texas. But the rest of the puppies are fine."
"Don't know if the boss will appreciate my sense of humor in this meeting, but either way the stripper is already paid for."
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul..."
"If one more person asks me to do a summersault.... .......I swear I'm going to flip!!!"
"Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference"
"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"