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Joke of the Day
"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"
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"I was undressing a guy with my eyes, but my eyelid got caught on a zipper"
"How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon? The same way British people pronounce beer can."
"Shit happens, I mean, look at your face."
"[senses date is losing interest in me] ""my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"""
"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."
"What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!"
"My neck tattoos are so big the three people after me don't get hired either."
"What did the snot say to the nose? I gotta run."
"How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent? You've never heard of him."