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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
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"CW: How was your weekend? *finds nearest object* ""Hello?"" CW: Are you talking to a stapler? ""I'm sorry, I have to take this."""
"Q: What is the most military day of the year? A: March 4th."
"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."
"How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!"
"To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all."
"Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!"
"When people ask me about my hobbies, I tell them I'm into birdwatching, photography and meeting new people. It sounds better than stalking."
"I just googled Magnum condoms and I swear I could hear Siri laughing."
"Strangers get so paranoid when they catch you stirring a mysterious powder into their drink."