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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck."""

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"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
"What's 12 inches long and makes your wife scream all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome."
"""What does your mother do for a living?"" ""She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."""
"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"
"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."
"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."
"Hey, Trivial Pursuit, way to pick a name that says ""This game is pointless."""
"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot."
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