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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."
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"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""
"My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill."
"How did the scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass? Very pleasurable."
"If you think your life is awful my mom keeps track of my ""cycle"" and just told me that I'm ovulating and that I should mingle more."
"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."
"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"
"65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day What does a 80 year old women taste like? Depends.."
"What is a physicist's favorite social movement? Half-lives matter."
"Why didn't the melon get married? Because it can't elope."