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Joke of the Day
"What's the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well the flag's a big plus."
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"I'm trying to choose a Freudian therapist... ...but they're all sex of one, half a dozen of your mother."
"I have the email that Hillary sent Donald congratulating him on his victory [Deleted]"
"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."
"What's the best part about having sex with a gilf? You can finger her and grab her titties with one hand at the same time. ;)"
"Can you imagine how hard it must be to intern a suicide bomber? You need three years experience to even apply!"
"ME: Tell me your weaknesses. INTERVIEWER: um I'm interviewing you! M: *writes hostile'* I: What's that say? M: *writes overly suspicious'*"
"Girl, are you a useless, obscure and unimportant punctuation mark? Because I want to interro-bang you"
"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""
"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."