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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one? Necrophilia."

"Do you know where my potted cactus went? [OC] Well, I can't put my finger on it..."

"What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano? I'll be bach."

"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"

"You can tune a piano.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tunafish"

"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."

"How much free space does Europe have ? 1 GB."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"What's a Drill Sergeant's term for an erection? Penis weakness leaving the body."

"I've decided to take some time off Twitter so I can focus on work and, ok, I'm back"