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Joke of the Day

"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."

"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."

"I was the second man on the moon Neil before me"

"I'm having problems with my cat, He told me i was a prima-donna, which makes no sense. She became famous in the 80's and I was born in '93. I am most certainly post-Madonna."

"I always wanted to run a pharmacy and put ""Seriously, TMI"" on all the receipts."

"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""

"ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?"

"I went skiing yesterday. I didn't really enjoy it. I got to the top of the chairlift, but it was all downhill from there."

"Dad Dragon: If we weren't supposed to eat them they wouldn't come w plates and toothpicks now finish ur damn knight Teen Dragon: I hate you"

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee"