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Joke of the Day

"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo"

"The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from."

"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."

"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."

"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"

"Two chemists went into a bar The first one said to the bartender, I want H2O, the second one said I want H2O too. The second one died"

"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."