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Joke of the Day

"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"

"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."

"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."

"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"

"If girls have two X chromosomes... Do pornstars have 3 X chromosomes?"

"I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth."

"Want to leave a lasting impression? Show up three hours late for a first date."

"COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans."

"Every time someone uses the word ""intense"", Chuck Norris always replies ""you know what else is intense?"" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face."

"What do you call dirt? Dirty."