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Joke of the Day

"A blonde is walking She notices a banana peel a few steps away. She sighs ""oh no, I'm gonna fall again!""."

"If I watch a meteor shower Does it feel violated? (x-post shittyaskscience)"

"Pimples are a rising issue And a pressing matter"

"Nothing says ""poor money management"" like a run down house with a 60 inch plasma screen in the living room."

"Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space."

"I accidentally left a butt plug up her ass for 2 weeks... No shit"

"Why do Africans wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows."

"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"

"I read the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only was it terrible, it was terrible."

"It's surprising how little people change Actually the process isn't that different, other than the tiny clothes"