180638
Joke of the Day
"I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth."
Next Joke
"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."
"What is the same betweem long distance track and school Your going nowhere and your doing it slowly"
"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."
"Girls look back at your wedding photos, if you are fatter than that, he is not happy.."
"Summer in Scotland. . . Is the best day of the year."
"I teach curse words and racial slurs to children whose parents allow them to run around restaurants."
"The best jokes are the ones you have to explain. It's funny because the best jokes are the ones you *don't* have to explain."
"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."
"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."