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Joke of the Day

"Best book quotes out of context Touching the void: 'Fuck me, it's enormous!'"

"I'd make a terrible beaver during the holidays... Because I couldn't give a dam."

"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"

"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."

"What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple? She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's bruised!"

"Who do you call a really thin dinosaur? Tyranosaurus Annorex"

"A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday. So the uncle bought him a used car dealership."

"I'm starting a self-serve fork business. It's called Go Fork Yourself."

"Why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Who cares?"

"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"