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Joke of the Day

"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"

"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."

"trump: u gave hillary 3 scoops of ice cream & i only got 2 icecream guy: u ate the first scoop already trump: ive never eaten ice cream ever"

"A man has been killed after an E-cigarette exploded in his mouth. ""His face was a complete mess."" Said the coroner. ""But his lungs were mint."""

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks. Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks? With Barnacles (bar nickels)"

"Why does Oedipus hate profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth."

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"