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Joke of the Day

"On my tax form I checked the single box but added ""and looking""."

"For those who've received my unsolicited dick pix: my computer does NOT have a virus I am purposely sending those to you."

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things."

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? We're closed beat it."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with"

"FREE IPAD FOR ANSWERING A SIMPLE SURVEY. 1) WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 2) DO YOU OWN WEAPONS? 3) WHEN ARE YOU MOST VULNERABLE? #NIGHTOFTHEFREEIPAD"

"Tell me a joke I've never heard before. Original jokes warmly welcomed!"

"I never learnt the meaning of the word truancy... ...I wasn't at school that day."