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Joke of the Day

"Confessions A man goes to a priest and says : ""Father i have sinned a lot lately. I hustled some money from a Jew"". The priest answers :""Son that's not a sin, it's a MIRACLE ! """

"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."

"f you think Amazon always delivers what you ordered... Then you've got another thing coming."

"Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones? I think it's because usually the punchline is too long"

"Good friends are like bottles of sweet wine .. that's why I keep mine locked in the cellar."

"I don't steal my tweets from song lyrics! Seriously. Y'all gon' make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here."

"[Classroom in 2064] Student: So how did the war start? Teacher: Well you see, Seth Rogen and James Franco made a movie.."

"Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok"

"Favourite one-liner? ""stationary shop moves"" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** ""I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place"" - Jason Manford"

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