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Joke of the Day

"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"

"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"

"What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman."

"""Nothing is certain, except death and taxis."" Don't you mean ""ta-- *gets run over by a cab*"

"Wanna hear a joke? [removed]"

"Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?"

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."

"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"

"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"