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Joke of the Day

"Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!"

"Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"

"A kiss makes your day.... but anal sex makes your hole weak. ( )"

"What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies? The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!"

"A fun way to ""Break up"" is to tell them to ""Go long"" and then never throw them the football."

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"What do you call an Englishmam in the Euro championship final A referee"

"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."

"How can you lose around 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."