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Joke of the Day
"How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough."
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"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."
"I tried to make a joke about cults... But the punchline was too long."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."
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"Flowers bee like"
"I want a tattoo but i'm afraid to get one. Not because it's permanent or the pain. I just don't want to talk to a stranger for 7 hours."