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Joke of the Day
"How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster? 16."
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"I bought a little boy kitten yesterday, I named him F14. However he's really straggly... ...So unfortunately today I've had to spend all day today Grumman my Tomcat. Thank you, thank you."
"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."
"Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat."
"I see. You're the ""don't pigeonhole me"" type. Got it."
"why isn't there an app called enablr that allows you to crowdfund your bar tab"
"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("
"""Yo momma is so ugly, I had to invent a device that allows me to converse without looking at her."" Alexander G. Bell"
"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."
"Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended."