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Joke of the Day

"A study shows 95% of black men enjoy sex in the shower the other 5% haven't been to prison"

"When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why."

"Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph? Because he isn't a full ese."

"I quit my job as a prostitute because nobody gave a fuck."

"Kylo: I need an N to finish my favorite Vader quote. Han: This is SpaghettiOs, not Alphabet Soup. Kylo: Great. Now Vader says, ""OOOOOOOO!"""

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."""

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow."

"I went to the zoo . . . I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."