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Joke of the Day
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."""
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"The world has gotten so politically correct that I don't know what is appropriate to throw at a crying baby in a restaurant anymore."
"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride."
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"
"Knock knock Who's there? Shi Huang Di Shi Huang Di Who? She wan DEEEEEZ NUTS! Yay for history jokes."
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?? When she starts fitting in your wife's clothes!!"
"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."
"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."
"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."