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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party. It was a total buzzkill."

"HER: your phone is exacerbating our problems *i pick up my phone* HER: your behavior is untenable ""hold on I'm still googling exacerbate"""

"my friends are getting married and i'm here wondering what the diff between a soft taco and a burrito and if i should get both for dinner"

"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"

"Here's a mind bender my 8 year old son came up with: Why are trees green? For camouflage."

"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""

"Why is blackmail called blackmail? Because it isn't fair."

"I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice. Well, I think she was poor. She only had 1.30 in her purse."