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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."
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"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"Why was the lazy-eyed man a horrible teacher? Because he couldn't control his pupils."
"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."
"You're the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work."
"What do you call a legless man at the beach during high tide? Fucked."
"Why do hot girls always travel in threes? Because they can't even."
"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."
"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."