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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""

"I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!"

"When you're in the voting booth this fall, remember that Abe Lincoln didn't slay all those vampires so that Trump could become President."

"Pretty certain I'm gonna drop down on one knee and propose to the first woman I ever win an argument with..."

"Nazi jokes... Just aren't Reich."

"I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory.. ..after all the extra hours I put in."

"People are far too distrustful of chickens. They can't even cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."

"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"