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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favourite ice cream? Walls Vanilla Carte D'or - It's not Mexican! (*I am going to hell for this!)"

"Why don't the police protest against BLM? Because they have jobs."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"

"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""

"Waiter: how did you two meet Me: this is actually a blind date W: *much louder* SORRY I SAID HOW DID YOU TWO MEET"

"Two blondes are found frozen to death at a drive-in theater. They were watching ""Closed for the Winter."""

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"

"Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup."

"I'm about two tissues away from shoving a tampon up my nose."

"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."