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Joke of the Day
"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""
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"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."
"What do Greek soccer players wear? Soccer tee's"
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little. I can say that. They look up to me."
"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"
"My son has stolen my iPad to play minecraft. Please retweet this so the notifications disrupt his playing."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be the arrr but it's really the sea."
"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""
"What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can? Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin."
"Remember when you were a kid and you used to run through the sprinklers at your uncle's farm and he'd dry you off with his strong arms?"