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Joke of the Day

"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"

"How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap? He can only stick to himself."

"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dick's."

"What do you call someone who has discovered nirvana? A Buddhist Or a Teenager who thinks they are now greater than everyone else Older people might not feel this joke"

"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."

"What makes a joke bad? redundancy."

"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."

"What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away? A Fraudian slip."

"You don't know... ...until you find out!"