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Joke of the Day
"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."
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"What do you call a funny fungus? A pungi."
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"[NSFW] Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate... ...everyone came. You should have seen her face."
"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."
"If a child molester and an illegal immigrant get in a fight... Is it Alien vs. Predator?"
"How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak? You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobies"
"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."
"Tower: Lufthansa 893 you're number one check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked they're all working."