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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."

"What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common? They're both battered."

"A Pokemon Joke What Pokemon likes to run? Lucardio!"

"My black friend asked me... My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2015 you can use whatever printer you want"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"Give it to me straight ""I'd really like to have sex with you-"" Now give it to me gay ""-r boyfriend."""

"What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer."

"The reason I'm so happy today is because I got a penis enlarger... She's 18 years old!"

"I'm uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. Guys."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me,, and then plug me back in again,, and see if that works."