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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dogs will patrol the Trump wall? Border Collies! I just came up with this after not sleeping for 30+ hours. Sorry for the cheesy goodness."

"The date had been magic. We moved to her couch & kissed. That's when horror struck as my eyes locked on the Duck Dynasty DVDs on her shelf."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in front of you in the checkout line and pay for a single tomato with a personal check."

"What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense. I'll show myself out..."

"If your mother in law and your father in law were both engulfed in flames, and you only had one fire extinguisher, where would you hide it?"

"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."

"What did Dr. Dre say when 50 Cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"The KKK adopted a higway Jokes on them, it's black"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"

"Black holes suck. Think about it."