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Joke of the Day
"You don't know... ...until you find out!"
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"Would Bill Cosby make a shitty bartender?"
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"My wife is extremely pissed off At least my girlfriend understands"
"If i could have any super power, i'd pick the ability to lure kids into my truck without giving them candy i spent my hard earned money on."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped. *I'm so sorry*"
"What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street? Get a broom, you two."
"I thought I could take my dog with me to the gym today, but it didn't work out."
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep."
"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"