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Joke of the Day
"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"
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"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"
"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"
"My lame RPG joke. What do you call a thief with steel armor? A stealer!!!!!"
"A friend asked me if I'd rather marry a mediocre woman, or my dream girl-- plus a dick. ""That's easy,"" I said. ""I don't want to settle for average. I'll take the girl with two dicks."""
"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"
"So this guy asked me why I was stirring my coffee with my dick... I told him, ""Shut up, I ordered a small for a reason!"""
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"What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None because feminists can't change anything."