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Joke of the Day

"So this guy asked me why I was stirring my coffee with my dick... I told him, ""Shut up, I ordered a small for a reason!"""

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"

"Pal: That's an impressive stingray. How'd you catch it? Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way."

"looney toons fans: ah, good... once again elmer has failed to put food on the table... he won't survive the winter. this is truly hilarious"

"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."

"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."

"If you are ever wondering who is rapping in a song, just wait 4 more seconds and he'll say his name."

"Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget? He was nuts over her."

"I'm gonna insert ""comedian"" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back."