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Joke of the Day
"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"
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"JUDGE: put ur hand on this book and promise not to lie PERSON WHO IS IN COURT LITERALY FOR LYING ABOUT THINGS: uh...... ok"
"Please just wear the strap-on. It was a gift from Grandma and she wants to see you in it, OK? Come ON church starts in like half an hour."
"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."
"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"
"Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game? Because Japan isn't good at basketball."
"Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault."
"What's black and blue and about to hurt someone? Batman thinking about his dead parents."
"Did you hear Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It's for dickheads!"
"What sound does a Chinese cat make? Mao"