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Joke of the Day
"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."
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"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""
"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"
"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth."
"A man walks into the shop of a psychic barber Barber: Say no more"
"""You the bomb"" ""No you the bomb"" A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"On Halloween I like to go to the store and buy apples and razorblades just to see the look on the clerk's face."
"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."
"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."