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"Who's the top selling author in Russia? Salman Rush B"
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"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."
"*tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media"
"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""
"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."
"I was gonna make a gay joke... But Fuck that"
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? ""DAM!"""
"Dear Kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*."
"I'm a racist I think the human race is the best one."